Author: Julie Garwood
Series: Highlands’ Lairds #3
Tags: Highlanders! Murder! Treasure!
This has been a very Highlandery week!
I almost gave up on this book because of its lengthy setup. Blahdeblahblah-history-whocares. Also, I believe that the preface was a quote from the Bible.
Having a Bible quote as the preface is basically putting up a sign that says,
“Warning: there will be no D in this book.”
I read the beginning of a Murder/Romance/Christian book that had the Lord’s Prayer as the preface. Really? Talk about lack of creativity. I mean, you would think they would at least share a quote that is halfway related to the plot.
After I got past the weird fake history, I enjoyed it because: Highlanders!
Something about them Highland Lairds, amiright? They are always written the same. Rough, gruff, battle-worn, laconic. Always saving the women, protecting the lochs, doing what needs to be done. This one followed suit, with an arranged marriage out of necessity.
Bitches always be getting married out of necessity to avoid ruin, man.
If I had a nickel for every time I was forced into marriage to avoid ruin to a man who was scary but in a hot way and turns out to be a sweety and now I’m the mistress of a castle…
…I’d have no nickels. But who wants nickels, anyway?
If you want more adorably formulaic Highlander novels, I suggest Lynsay Sands. She’s got a couple Highlander series. My favorite was The Hellion and the Highlander. She has a stutter, and the only way her husband found to stop her stutter was to kiss her. Dawwwww!
Wild Wicked Scot
Author: Julia London
Series: Highland Grooms #1
Tags: Highlanders! Breaking out of prison! Wigs (ew), estranged marriage
This is one of those “getting back together after __ years of estranged marriage” stories. I’d be fine with it except that the female character is so terribly unlikeable for the a good part of the book. She’s a spoiled English brat, and pretty much is just that.
But aw, he writes her letters!
This book was in need of some cheerful secondary characters. The secondary characters that did exist were just meh and the main ones are Drama with a capital D.
I’m reading the next one in the series because OverDrive users can’t be choosers, and I’ve read all the other historical romances already.
Book of the Month!
I got my second Romance Novel Book of the Month!
This one has Beauty and the Beast themed swag. Included:
- The Art of Sinning by Sabrina Jeffries
- Beauty and the Beast themed tea
- Beauty and the Beast themed candle
- Beauty and the Beast themed bracelet
- Beauty and the Beast themed sucker
- Beauty and the Beast themed book cover (!)
- Promotional eye mask with the title of a book on it (..the fuck?)
- Bookmarks and a pen.
The package is shipped to my work, and I happened to open it right when a board meeting was getting out. Luckily, the only one who noticed was my direct supervisor, and he was like, “should I even ask?” *backs away slowly*…
I’m happy with the book choice. I’ve picked up this book and put it back down several times, so now I have a reason to read it. Yay!
This book cover thingy just cracks me up. I would be super excited about it if I were 8. It’s the exact right size for a paperback romance, which means that someone said to themselves, “I need something to the silly covers of my romances. Solution: Beauty and the Beast fabric.”
I can’t decide which would be more potentially embarrassing.
It looks like I am reading a children’s chapter book. I love that people would look at this and go, “Oh, are you reading a Judy Blume?”
“No! I’m reading smut!”
Though to be fair, the books that are really smutty are not usually these dimensions. If I wanted to, say, cover a book called Butt Sex with Werewolves, I would probably need something a little taller and wider.
Sinful Scottish Laird
Author: Julia London
Series: Highland Grooms #2
Tags: Historical Romance, Highlanders!, widow, marriage deadline
The second of the book I rated above, this one is about the couple’s oldest son. Apparently, the third is about their second born son.
I was very relieved to find the female character likeable. She’s an Out-Of-Fucks Widow, ready to make some decisions by her own damn self.
The male character, though, I got a little peeved with. His conflict doesn’t seem to have enough for him to stand on. I can’t marry her, waaaahhhh… No one seems to think to check the terms of her marriage deadline thingy. In fact, it kinda seems like they knew all along he could marry her.
A friend of mine once told me that Jason from the Greek myth Jason and the Argonauts was the Greek hero with the least agency. “He just kind of waits around, and things happen to him.” My thought while being told that was,
Since then, I’ve looks for Jasons in other fiction. Do they have agency? Are they doing good things, or do good things just happen to him?
The hero in this story has an infuriating bout of Jasonism. One of the things he says is “When a Highlander wants something, they just reach out and grab it.” Uh, like you, then? You didn’t even do anything until the lady threw herself at you, twice!
Also, new vocab word: insouciance.
It’s great because it sounds like in-SOOS-see-ence. It is used a few times in this book, and I kept trying to pronounce it by saying in-soo-we-soo-ence, accidentally calling the hogs in the middle of the word.
Apparently it means apathy, lack of concern, indifference. That is one heck of word to just mean indifference.
“I don’t give a fuck so hard that I’m insouciant!”
Primal Bonds, Wild Cat
Author: Jennifer Ashley
Series: Shifters Unbound #2, #3
Tags: Paranormal Romance, shifters, fae, cops, explosions!
Rating: Meh and Yay!
Another twofer! I belatedly remembered that I was trying to finish all of the Shifters Unbound series. Two down, six to go! Read my review of the full series here.
Primal Bonds was meh. I skimmed.
It seems like Ashley doesn’t hit her stride with this series till Wild Cat. Female shifter + human male pairing! Guns blazing, magic bending, shifter shifting action! Explosions! The guy is a no-nonsense Latino human cop named Diego. The girl is a dominant female shifter, the second in her clan. They save each other like, a bunch of times, and still have time for lots of steamy scenes and mate bonding.
I was happy to also find out who the hell Reid is. The trouble with reading series out of order is that when secondary characters stay secondary, you can’t find the beginning of their story through synopses of the other boxes. There was this flirtation between Reid, a dark fae (just roll with it), and a bear shifter that kept popping up, and I had no context for it for soooo long. Who is Reid? What is Reid? Where’d he come from? Where did he go? I didn’t know which book to find him in.
Now I know! And it wasn’t that exciting.
But Diego!!! ¡Dios mio! *fans self* ¡Es muy caliente!
I asked my friend Rosie what is the proper way to say “he is hot” in Spanish, and this transpired:
Rosie: depends on the context… if you know this person, or if they are a stranger
Me: What if he… happens to be… a fictional character… that you don’t technically know… but feel like you do… because you just read a book with him in it……..?
Rosie: “Es muy caliente” if you are talking about him.
Me: Thanks….. I’m putting this in my blog.
Man, talk about “it’s complicated” relationship status.