Getting Lit Ep09: How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

By Kerrelyn Sparks. Special guest host Heidi!


“Edward Cullen makes me want to drink.”

“The unliving wage.”

“I think I have Stockholm Syndrome about Stockholm Syndrome.”

“That is good use of a sex doll there… in terms of other stuff…”

Ilana’s Drink: Chocoblood

Ilana made a drink based on a fictional drink in the book, Chocoblood. It’s supposed to be a chocolate and blood fusion so good it was making women vampires fat.


  • 2 shots irish cream
  • 2 shots creme de cacao
  • 1 shot cheap vodka (because with all this how are you going to tell)
  • 1 shot grenadine syrup
  • 3 raspberries
  • A squeeze of chocolate syrup
  • iceShake the everything but the raspberries in a cocktail shaker and add the raspberries.

Wendy’s Rant:

Why are vampires so rich??

Books we mentioned:


Next month’s book:

The Amish Widwife

by Mindy Starns Clark

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